Tank Of The Month - April 2004 (just Kidding!)

[craigg]

UltimateReef is proud to feature its Eighth 'Tank of the Month'.

Haydn's Experimental Tank

http://www.ultimatereef.net/uploads/DCP0962.jpg

Details can be found here.

http://www.ultimatereef.net/TOTM/Apr04.htm

Thanks go to Haydn for this incredably facinating read.
I hope you all agree that Haydn should keep us informed of all future progress.


Craig.

[bozo]

Very clever! Do you think if I put one of these tanks in my living room I could do away with the gas fire?

[sparky]

nice one ;)

:lol:

[popsock]

This is a joke surely! Plutonium from iraq! lol. Plutonium must surely be a very restricted substance, and impossible to ever sell to the public. Even deactivated plutonium can be reactivated I think, and the possibility to make a dirty bomb must be fabulous, if you're a terrorist. As for things glowing from radiation!??!!?!?

[bunglehaze]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

what day is it for fools???

cheers

leigh :D

ps nice one guys you got me - uptil the iraq part!

[simonm]

hehe happy april fools day, I was taking it in until I read the sellafield sludge bit !

[Lisa Page]

:lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

[SimonReed]

:D

quality..

[fuzed]

lol got to the plutonium bit then.... slap!!!! :) very good guys - very impressed!!!

[Haydn]

OOps Craig Perhaps we shouldn't has schedualed this for April, I never thought that the members of UR would consider this breakthrough as a joke :o

However i will answer the ONLY serious question

Plutonium must surely be a very restricted substance, and impossible to ever sell to the public. Even deactivated plutonium can be reactivated I think, and the possibility to make a dirty bomb must be fabulous, if you're a terrorist.

Popsock As i said in the article its depleted plutonium and therefore reasonablly safe and as such we have passed the dept of trade and complied with radiological safety standards. As for terrorists using it I an informed that it would need about 200KG to get a luminous watch glowing.

I hope you lot out there are now less sceptical :angry:

Regards

Haydn

[popsock]

LOL. No way! you're serious? LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Is it a breakthrough?

[Haydn]

Popsock

Yes of course its a breakthrough- we are using a recycled product and if it takes off just think how much less rubbish will be going into the Irish Sea :D

Haydn

[SCOOB]

is it upsetting that i was taken in by this right up until the xenia eating the lab mice.

priceless, good work that man.

[narthur]

jokers :dance:

[frunkster]

Get real! :blink: :lol: :lol:

[trev]

would have almost believed it if i hadn't read the message board first. :P i assume we get a 'proper' TOTM as well. :D :D :D

[Suk]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[saltysteve]

Errrr ..... in the interests of balanced reporting ..... surely you've got to mention the side effects :o :o :o

http://www.ultimatereef.net/uploads/mutantfish.jpg

[Mode]

Nice one!!!!

The sellafield sludge was the give away!!!!


Good work though fellas!

Mode

[Haydn]

As some of you may realise by now this is a spoof (OR is it :ph34r: ).

I would like to make sure that you know that your moderators worked bl**dy hard to get this out on the due date. Especially Craig (who now has an MI5 file after accessing 'those' sites for pictures :thumbsup: ), Tuan and Pete(Doh).

So next time you don't agree with them think of the work they do for NO pay and our pleasure. Well done gents :cheers:

Regards

Haydn

[bunglehaze]

well, after going to see haydn's experimental tank I was left with headaches and nausea - naturally I had to have a brain scan...

this is what was found...

slightly worrying - although im told its quite normal

cheers

leigh :D

[bristlebasher]

Only found this now :blush: :blush: :blush: .

Brilliant. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Leigh , where did you find that scan of my brain ???? :thumbsup:

[craigg]

Thankyou